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I have always been fascinated with quotations of all kinds. This page will give you quotes based on the bsd fortune cookie program. Read more about this on the about page. In the sidebar/menu there are links to quotes from various sources.

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"E equals m C cubed."
"E = m C squared, not cubed."
"Not in the extratemporal physics of the time vortex."
-- Dr Percival and the Master, in "The Time Monster"

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