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Themes - People, TV Shows, Movies and more


There are many collections of fortune files available with specific themes. Some of them are a bit dated but still quite interesting. Select from:



Randomly Generated Fortune

7:30, Channel 5: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog drinks too much and kicks over the National
Redwood Forest.

7:30, Channel 8: The Bionic Dog (Action/Adventure)
The Bionic Dog gets a hormonal short-circuit and violates the
Mann Act with an interstate Greyhound bus.

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