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BSD Fortune - Quotes from the X-files

In the 1990's the X-files taught us to "Trust No One" and that the "Truth is Out There"

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Jose: I'm familiar with Detective Manners's 'colorful'
Mulder: You still going to hold the boy?"
Detective Manners: You bet your blankity-blank bleep I am!
Mulder: The victim seems to confirm his alibi.
Detective Manners: The hell she did! Those kid's stories
couldn't be more bleepin' different.

"The X-Files: Jose Chung's from Outer Space"

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