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In the 1990's the X-files taught us to "Trust No One" and that the "Truth is Out There"

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Ellen: Dana, you went through the FBI academy, what better
training could there be for motherhood? Seriously,
you're great with kids, what're you talking about.
Scully: When am I supposed to find the time?
Ellen: Well first you have to get a life.
Scully: Ooooh.
Ellen: And, of course, it helps if you can find a man.
Scully: Know of any?
Ellen: Yeah, they're disappearing faster than the Brazilian
rain forest. What about that guy you work with?
Scully: Mulder?
Ellen: Yeah, I thought you said he was cute.
Scully: He's a jerk. He's not a jerk, he's umm, he's obsessed
with his work.

"The X-Files: The Jersey Devil"

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